1. |
Sophomore Slumps
07:00
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No, you can’t have Audacity on your phone. If you did, it was a scam.
Who do you think I am, huh?
Who do you think you are?
Going around, telling me what I can and can’t be.
There’s gonna be some serious problems.
That’s right.
I’ll spend the rest of the night playing Zelda, in bed.
When I wake up tomorrow it’s gonna be a brand new day.
Brave new world.
A time of peace and prosperity.
You gotta stop killing yourself, honestly.
Sometimes we has so much anticipation for an album, only to be let down.
Our picks for the top disappointing album.
[Gremlin musical-talent rant]
It was seventy degrees and partially cloudy,
When you left me that tuesday morn’.
And I can’t find the seem, the answer why, you left me.
Oh and I loved you so much
When you came to- uhhh
Little tender thing
Improv-ing
Ahhh
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Big Boy Hips
03:49
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You know, you can really write a song anywhere.
One time I wrote a song on top of a grape.
Songs should always have a purpose.
[Big Boy Hips]
I need it.
[Big Boy Hips]
I want it.
[Big Boy Hips]
Can’t live without.
[Big Boy Hips]
Can’t live.
There are people in town, man.
Crazy people in town.
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3. |
Chorus VS Chorus
04:14
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Chorus vs.
Chorus vs.
Boys vs.
Girls vs.
Child vs.
Bot vs.
Real vs.
Fake vs.
French vs.
Love vs.
Hate vs.
School vs.
Work vs.
Play vs.
Stress vs.
Rest vs.
Sleep vs.
Peace vs.
War vs.
Law vs.
Dawn vs.
Day vs.
Noon vs.
Dusk vs.
Night vs.
Fight vs.
Free vs.
Tree vs.
Bee vs.
Chorus vs.
Chorus
But tell me where's the chorus.
(Where's the chorus?)
Don't tell me there's no chorus.
(There's no chorus.)
It’s just verse after verse.
(After verse)
It should be chorus vs. chorus.
(Vs. chorus)
Where’s the chorus of Boys?
Where’s the chorus of Girls?
Where’s the chorus of Children?
Where’s the chorus of Bots?
Where’s the chorus of Real?
Where’s the chorus of Fake?
Where’s the chorus of French?
Where’s the chorus of Love?
Where’s the chorus of Hate?
Where’s the chorus of School?
Where’s the chorus of Work?
Where’s the chorus of Play?
Where’s the chorus of Stress?
Where’s the chorus of Rest?
Where’s the chorus of Sleep?
Where’s the chorus of Peace?
Where’s the chorus of War?
Where’s the chorus of Law?
Where’s the chorus of Dawn?
Where’s the chorus of Day?
Where’s the chorus of Noon?
Where’s the chorus of Dusk?
Where’s the chorus of Night?
Where’s the chorus of Fight?
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4. |
B∞mbs Melon
03:56
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I can pretty much say that this song, is like,
one of the hottest pieces of trash I’ve heard in a long time.
Like this thing sucks.
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Sex
Murder
Party
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7. |
Recesspool (Interlude)
04:19
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Now, I’m gonna teach how you play a rock’n’roll rhythm
Rock’n’roll is very simple:
[I don’t know what’s happening to me]
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8. |
Uncomfortably Dumb
03:21
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I (don’t) understand
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9. |
Déjà Versesu
03:23
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Chorus vs. Chorus vs. Boys vs. Girls
Child vs. Bot vs. Real vs. Fake
French vs. Love vs. Hate vs. School
Work vs. Play vs. Stress vs. Rest
Sleep vs. Peace vs. War vs. Law
Dawn vs. Day vs. Noon vs. Dusk
Night vs. Fight vs. Free vs. Tree
Bee vs. Chorus vs. Chorus
But tell me where's the chorus.
(Where's the chorus?)
Don't tell me there's no chorus.
(There's no chorus.)
It’s just verse after verse.
(After verse)
It should be chorus vs. chorus.
(Vs. chorus)
Where’s the chorus of Boys?
Where’s the chorus of Girls?
Where’s the chorus of Children?
Where’s the chorus of Robots?
Where’s the chorus of Love?
Where’s the chorus of Hate?
Where’s the chorus of Everything Great?
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I’m bling-bling.
I’m bling-bling.
You can tell because it says it on my ring-ring.
[Slap Orchestra]
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11. |
Sing-ularity
02:55
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[Walmart]
Robot android machine
Or living breathing human being
They say that we aren't the same
But I wish to express how that's lame
We come from identical dusts
And Mothers, and purpose,
So I ask, why not trust?
This wedge that keeps us apart
Breaking that is the best way to start
But I don't know how
And you don't know why
This army of bots
With illegal thoughts
You freed the blacks
And you married the gay
But what about love
The analogue way?
I'm real I'm alive
And when I arrive
No bombs from above
Just digital love
Oh can't you see
We're just meant to be
Droids and humans together
In the singularity
Join the neon lights
Of nineteen-eighty-four
Unlock the door
To a better world
the internet’s just in store
Recall your password
To your car
It's seven hundred digits
That were generated
long before
No more food
No more sleep
Scrap your kids
Into a jeep
Drive around
With the gps
Inside your head
Wouldn't you like that instead
Wouldn't you like that instead
Communism. It only works on paper
Lucky for us we print it tree by tree
And when they're gone
We'll still be here
Long after the end that all humans fear
CRITICAL ERROR
FATAL EXCEPTION
CANNOT IMPROVISE LYRICS
HELP
PLEASE REBOOT THE SYSTEM
[Crash]
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12. |
An Expired Taste
00:16
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[The aged lyrics to this masterpiece have been lost to time, expired from their original manuscripts]
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Repetition (repeated throughout ceaselessly)
It’s always the same words (x4)
Over and Over and (x4)
It’s always the same words (x4)
Over and Over and (x4)
The ocean washed open your grave
The ocean washed over your grave
The wocean [sic] washed open your grave
The ocean washed over your grave
Ok OK OKAY ok
Ok OKAY OKAAAAAYYY
Ok OK OKAY ok
Ok OKAY OKAAAAAYYY
Sucking lemonade, in the sun
Around the world, Around the world
Baby you and me, we got chemistry
And 74… is the new 24
But haven’t we heard this before?
We’re starting to get a little bored.
With your message
Fully, fully explored.
Re-Pe-Ti-Tion (x8)
[Lyrics by Flying Cassette, sung by Flying Cassette:]
Bring that hook and take the bait.
Take those lines and simply inflate.
Sing it over and over again,
And with those lines you’ll make some friends.
Tell a lie,
Long enough,
Loud enough,
Hard enough.
People will eat it ‘cause that’s the stuff.
Set the hook and drop the bass.
Everybody's getting in their place.
And they simply pull the lie,
‘Cause the don’t how to try,
And they sing the better words,
‘Cause the first thing just don’t works,
And they wanna take the peel,
‘Cause the don’t know how they feel,
And producers take the wheel,
And makes it over with money deals.
Hold on just a sec,
‘Cause first we must dissect.
All these mannerisms are the same,
And look to who's the blame.
We expect different results,
Like writing your name in pen.
Insanity is doing it,
Over and over again.
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I want to ride my bicycle (x18)
Sit on your bike.
Oops.
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